Letters to god..
Dear God: How come people love to smell flowers but seldom smell one another?
Where are their priorities? Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? 
Dear God:
Why are there cars named after the jaguar, themustang, the colt and the stingray, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see stingray riding around? We dogs love a nice ride.
I realize every breed can't have its own model but..
how hard could it be to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle? Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? 
Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to give paws to get in? Dear God: We dogs understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
clickers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand? Dear God: Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone?
I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time but all I ever hear back
is the poodle across the street. Dear God:Are there postman in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? 
Dear God:Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order?
Or is it the "carpets" thing again? Dear God:Can you undo what that vet did? 
When god had made the earth and sky, the flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals, the fish, the birds and the bees.
And when at last he was done, not one was quite the same,
He said: Ill walk this world of mine and give each one a name.
And so he travelled far and wide and everywhere he went,
a little creature followed him until all its strength was spent
When all were named upon the earth and in the sky and sea,
the little creature said: Oh my, there is no name left for me.
Kindly god said to him: Ive left you to the end,
Ive turned my own name back to front and called you DOG, my friend.
